I'd feel too bad for my beautician so I'll stay as far away from a pedicure as possible.

My feet are so far from baby bottom soft that I had a deep itch on my knee this morning and made it vanish with one swipe from my heel.  As a matter of fact, in Kenya they started to develop full on scales, like the gills on a fish that you can stick a finger nail up under.  Since Kenya they have been healing, but not fast enough.  One of my toe gills on my big toe caught a rock while I was swimming and was pulled off.  This is the hole that is left.