Old Woman Syndrome

It’s official.  I’m an old woman.  I’m in bed by 10:30pm at the latest and up by 5:30am.  I take a nap when I can and always at 2pm.  If given the chance to party, I usually choose to stay in with a movie or I’ll take part in the pre-gaming antics and, what a surprise, be in bed by 10:30pm! 

I’m over partying.  There’s not much value in getting intoxicated, spinning the room, and having drunk guys try to rub up on me.  Not my thing.  Fun can be had sober and my energies can be put to better use- like going to the gym early in the morning before Dunedin has started to stir.  I’m much more productive this way.  I’m fine being an old woman.  I’m just glad my bra size is indicative of ‘too-small-to-sag’ boobs.